Contacting MOVE THINK SMILE causes serious side effects.
Commonly reported aftermath of becoming BadAss include:
Answering questions Google can’t.
Vacant Space in your medicine cabinet.
Realizing there's 25 more letters after plan "A" flops.
Quitting the job you hate.
Sudden un-clenching of the buttocks
Training for something that isn't tied to your job.
Deleting your inbox.
Conquering obstacles for breakfast.
Please consult your ego first.